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You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.
For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.
"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.
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The act of two people putting their buttholest together and farting to get off simeltaneously from the vibration of the quivering of the buttholes.
me: You wanna try that butthole thing?
her: What butthole thing?
me: The belgian vibrator
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A low-cut dress donned by a well-endowed female
I was minding my own business when suddenly this woman walks by in a Belgian graduation outfit.
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A Belgian Pancake is when a man shits upon another person, then proceeds to pat it down flat and ejaculate his semen on top as icing. Then as a couple the pancake is consumed.
Person 1 "Lastnight my husband suprised me with a Belgian Pancake"
Person 2 "That's nice, how was it?"
Person 1 "Nutty, with a hint of ammonia"
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The act of dipping one's balls in molten sugar in the same fashion as a candy apple, and then proceeding to have their partner lick, suck, or bite off the sugar layer. Can also be used as a form of hair removal for the balls.
Bobby knew Jenna had a sweet tooth, so he gave her belgian sugar balls
Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.
They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!
The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it
I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere