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A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true
Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks
I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer
the person who is more mature than the opposite person, the person who makes more mature decisions.
AKA: Brandon
“Brandon is literally the bigger person”
If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times
Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger
Should have been the main character in Harriet Tubman: The Movie.
Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.
Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.