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I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.
Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.
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A bummer or downer. Usually rains on everyone’s parade.
Man, my fried is being a real boner today.
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When a guy sees something sexy, his dick may get stony and he will want to fuck whatever it is.
Rick: Dude, you got a boner!
Nathan: Yeah, that porn ad looks pretty sexy....
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A really stupid or dumb mistake.
Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.
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a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend
popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.
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when ur pp popping out of ur shorts
Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?
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A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.
Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?
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