hockey bukkake

A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)

Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!

Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.

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costco bukkake

When he says, “hey, we hate everything, let’s go out,” but you both would just kinda rather die.

Accidentally swiped right and next thing I know we’re going out next Friday and I really hope she’s down for some samples and a Costco bukkake.

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DigiPen bukkake

Same as bukkake, but a male is used as a replacement for the female. This switch is performed to accommodate the complete lack of women attending DigiPen Institute of Technology.

"Do you want to go make a DigiPen bukkake video after our CS260 networking class is over?"

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Bukkake Tsunami

the act of burying a female victim in the sand with only her head exposed, then having an obsurd amount of large cocked men to form a circle around her, jerk off and splurt their emaculate ejaculate at her face with the magnitude and force of a tsunami

me and 27 other guys went to the beach the other day and drowned my ex-girlfriend with a bukkake tsunami

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Bukkake Ete

He is the man who masters both ancient arts, cumcuzzling and spermburping, with tremendous grace and talent. Yeah, and he likes mahjongg too.

"Dude, look at the hi-scores on this mahjongg game :OO." "OMG, IT'S BUKKAKE ETE" *dr00lz*

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Bukkake Blaster

Taking a super soaker with a backpack attachment on it, and filling said attachment with human semen, then using it on victims.

Bob was tired of being made fun of in the locker room, so he made a bukkake blaster and blasted the football team with it. He now needs a new lung and liver.

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Bukkake Bomb

One would jerk off and collect the semon into a plastic bottle. Then one would put a piece of dry ice into the bottle and seal the bottle then throw the bottle at your enemy and wait for the explosion.

"I threw a Bukkaka Bomb at Johns car and he refuses to touch it now."
{to use the Bukkake bomb on a car

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