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A Mythical land where everyone is nice
Canadian 1: Canada is the best! We are all so nice!
Canadian 2: Sad our land doesnt exist
A place to blame all your problems on.
P1: "Should be blame the government?"
P2: "Or blame society?"
P2: "Or should we blame the images on TV?"
P4: "No! Blame Canada!"
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Some mythical place that is supposedly above 'Merica. They say that they drink maple syrup on everything and love poutine.They love to ride moose or they call them meese. There national anthem is probably about maple syrup.There national animal is something that is called a beaver that ma exist we are not fully sure. They say that they are very kind and will have battles at the grocery store for who will pay. they say eh or a depending on which story you believe. they celebrate Thanksgiving on a different day then 'Merica, and said to be the second largest country.
Guy:1 "yo have u heard of the legend of Canada?
Guy:2 no what is it
Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.
A large open piece of ocean because Canada doesn’t exist
Canada just doesn’t exist
one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.
ps DONT PET GEESE!
Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"
1. a place where its hella cold 6 and a half months of the year
2. it snows too much
person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"
person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."