No matter how big or small the bill is you must tip 2 dollars.
I learned a new method of being a cheap fuck. It's called the Chinese tip.
Chain reaction that happens when the driver in front of you on the freeway cleans their windshield, spraying droplets of screenwash onto your windshield, so you end up having to do the same - so does the guy behind you...
Based on the phenomenon of passing messages from person to person called Chinese Whispers
Brooke: "Man, that chain of Chinese Wipers we just passed went on for 8 cars straight - surely that's some kind of record...?"
Kelvin: "Dude, you're supposed to be looking at the MAP!!"
If you need to travel between New York City and either Boston, Philly, or DC but are on a tight budget, here's a travel tip for you: the Chinese bus.
The first company to offer such services was the Fung Wah Bus, which began routes between New York City and Boston in 1998.
Bear in mind, we're not talking about luxury transportation here. If you're seeking a comfy ride and many amenities en route, you may prefer to take the LimoLiner between Boston and New York.
However, if you're a college student or other traveler with limited means, you'll be among frugal comrades in addition to many Chinese travelers.
Yo mamma so cheap, she gave birth to you on a Chinese bus.
I can't decide between the Fung Wah or the Hung Low.
What did you call me!
Stoned. Intoxicated from smoking pot. Refers to being droopy-eyed
Duuude, I am SO chinese-eyed, lets roll to Taco-Rama and stuff mucho Grindage
When you have someone squeeze your neck until there is no circulation going to your brain and you pass out for several seconds. When you're blazed and you do this you'll be a lot more fucked up when you regain conciseness.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Chinese knockout?
Guy 2: Fuck no.
1. (n) A puzzle which has no solution.
Jack: I can't figure out this maze.
Hanns: Yeah, looks like a Chinese Puzzle to me.
Jack: I'll be damned, you're right.
An Asian-American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Also look for: Bruised Bananas