What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car
He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left
To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
the grabbing from behind of one man by another while in prison, bending him straight over, in a standing doggystyle, with somewhat of a full nelsonon him.
when i was in prison i got gator clamped and i aint been right since!
We made it up
Andrew and Kaven made up sandwich clamps
When an aggressive man (back in the days where women didn't have many rights before 1960s) and an unwilling woman to arrange a forced marriage, then shortly after its romanticized.
Basically things like "marriage will make an honest woman out of you" and bullshit like that
Her, (13 years old): John... please just listen to me! Please don't make us get a marriage! I'm not ready!
Him, (46 years old): MARY, WE GOTTA CLAMP DOWN.
"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."
When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.
Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.