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A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
The greatest pjilosopher of all time who had many great ideas that made today's society better.
"hey have you heard about clitoris?"
"talking about philosofy at that time of the morning?"
The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3
Something most men still can't find.
Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity
A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
Does not exist.
Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?