cunt coat

A term used to describe an unshaved non-trimmed natural female pubic hair bush surrounding the vagina. Originating from the lips of L.G. out of Long Beach.

"Damn girl I just ate that poon and you got some salty lips."

"Yeh I get sweaty down there on hot days."

"Course your gonna get sweaty with that winter length cunt coat"

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Coat hanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

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coat sleeve

after doing a girl so hard analy her butthole is hanging like an inside-out coat sleeve

i did her so hard i gave her a coat sleeve

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Turd Coat

Simply a coat made entirely of human turds (different from the Turd Jacket which can be made of any human OR non-human scat)

Hello Denise! you look fetching in your new turd coat.

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candy coat

(v.) To describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. Often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.

Randy: Hey, check our my '86 Yugo. Slick-shifting four speed, Eastern European engineering, easy to service. All yours for $11,000.

Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.

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Fur Coat

A hot chick rating of atleast a 9, that you keep around you in order to be admired by your bro's and other jealous slam pieces.

Dude, last night, I wasn't even worried about banging her. I wore her like a fur coat and watched all the haters mean mug, while their girls got wet.

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Trench Coats

the thing that school shooters and Eugenes wear

me:runnn!

Eugene: whats wrong im just wearing my good old Trench Coat

police officer:tackle him

Eugene:whyyy!!??

Officer:everyone knows that school shooters wears trench coats

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