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The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.
Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"
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1. Individuals who possess IQ's under the standard cut off line of 70. 2. a person who is so retarded looking that their head is shaped like that of your office's communal water cooler. 3. That 50 year old guy with thick glasses who lives down the street in his eighty year old parent's house and runs with limp wrists.
Water cooler heads must often wear adult diapers because they have yet to master the elegant art of toiletry.
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Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.
1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."
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Ice cold.
(see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast).
What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!
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the ultimate cool; also, the ultimate compliment; a high degree of flattery
Katie is cooler than a penguin on ice.
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Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.
I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!
When sperm and blood come out of that sorry thing you call a penis
I'm so lonely I jerked off so much that I blew a 3$ Honolulu Wonder Cooler all over the place
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