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Covfefe

The space between your scrotum and your anus.

Covfefe: I have a rash on my covfefe, I'm going to put some cream on it.

by teresamittman June 9, 2017

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Covfefe

Noun.

The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Dr. Seemor Animalz June 3, 2017

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covfefe

That thing you say when you're in over your head and everyone on the planet knows it but you.

Despite all the negative covfefe.

by St James May 31, 2017

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Covfefe

Obscure form of Feudalism requiring the leader to be either a Narcissist or a Narcoleptic with a legendary "Great One" to arise every 10,000 years blessed with both traits.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe....Zzzzzzz.

-POTUS circa 2017

by Gimpygod May 31, 2017

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Covfefe

A negative media response that occurs when a leader makes a decision which benefits the elite and corporate world while having utter disregard for public input and opinion.

FCC chairman, Ajit Pai, incited a media covfefe after pledging to destroy Net Neutrality.

by James king 23 June 1, 2017

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covfefe

Incompetent President of the United States

Donald Trump is a covfefe, as proven by his lack of understanding how to be POTUS.

by 000000robot May 31, 2017

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covfefe

When you make a mistake but then try to pretend that that's what you had meant to do the whole time.

Donald Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Donald Trump, slightly later: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe'??? Enjoy!

by ashmenon May 31, 2017

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