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A person who would marry ice cream if they could and won't ever ever let anyone/anything come between it and them
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A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.
‘How are things with Brandon?’
‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’
‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’
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when someone says something to try to butter you up.
"I don't need an ice cream cone"
"It's not an ice cream cone!.. What's an ice cream cone?"
"Oh, you know, here's something to make you feel good, something sweet that melts in 5 minutes. I don't need it. I'm cool with whatever you want to say or not say."
-Elizabethtown
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to describe someone who is full of themself, conceited, arrogant, thinks they're perfect ect. especially when they shouldnt be.
look at that guy struttin around this block acting like he owns it. man hes touching himself too. he must thing hes shittin ice cream
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A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!
"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."
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1. God's way of punishing you for eating too much ice cream at once.
2. The worst ten second headache you will ever have.
Kid: Aw fuck, ice cream headache!!
God: Haha, that's what ya get.
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A clip of two girls and some Magnum ice cream. Girl 1 fucks Girl 2 with the Magnum ice cream, making it wet with her pussy juice. Girl 1 then takes the ice cream out and starts eating it, while Girl 2 pisses all over Girl 1 and the ice cream.
Wet ice cream
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