Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown

Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy

stir the crock

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

Crock Bucky

A phrase commonly used in the Deep South region of the United States, referring to a large, rectangular bucket used by hunters to catch large alligators.

And then I told Jim that Home Depot still had Crock Buckys

crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore

I have created a crock monster

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

Crock pottin

To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.

Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.