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An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.
Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.
A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.
Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".
a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.
"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"
or
"stop picking your nose crusty musty"
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A person that masturbates and doesn't wipe afterwards
"That guy is walking like a crusty adams...he probably wacks off and doesn't even wipe. that's how crusty he is!"
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A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.
Your mother is a crusty clit bitch.
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A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.
Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"
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the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.
Why does her hair smell like that?
I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero
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