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A Cuban trampoline is a very specific type of individual (usually extremely awesome and attractive) who can only be spotted by old, drunk, Irish men. Once visible, the Irish men are so taken back by the mere presence of the person that they can only be described as a Cuban trampoline. (Note: On June 25th, 2008 there was the first and only sighting of a Cuban trampoline in a bar in New York City)
"Ya look like a Cuban trampoline there boy! Haa Haa Haa"
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Punishment for intentionally breaking a rule in a drinking game. For example if during a game of kings someone needs to use a bathroom but doesn't have a toilet card, they can do so, on the condition that when they get back they receive a cuban abortion.
The procedure for the operation is that the victim stands up and schols (chugs) a beer at which time someone else will get to punch them in the stomach.
Usually results in someone winded and throwing up, but they'll be alright in a few minutes.
It was so bad, I really had to take a leak so I had to get a cuban abortion. Through up all over the back garden.
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When a cuban or other refugee jumps off from the boat or raft to swim the last 1/4 mile to get to the U.S.
yo,that guy just had a cuban bath,and now he is on his way to Krome ave.
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A sexual act where you put four fingers in a vagina and the thumb in the ass. Once in you press aginst the vaginial and anal wall making a clapse.
I hand this female by the cuban link last night!
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A sex position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire.
Harold: Hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?
Tara: Never heard of it.
Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire
Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
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A Emcee born in Cuba,Habana in a town called Puerta Cerrada literally translating to locked doors. He came to America during the El Mariel boat lift in 1981 at the age of 6. He moved to the Bronx at 9 and was put in bilingual classes in which he learned english. He was a former member of Terror Squad with Fat Joe, Big Pun and Triple Seis. He and Big Pun were very close and once Pun passed away Fat Joe sliced Cuban Link in Jimmy's in the Bronx at Angie Martinez's Album Release Party. After that, the two have had beef and Fat Joe has gone out of his way to make sure Cuban Link does not succeed. Cuban Link's debut album 24k was unreleased because of Fat Joe refusing to produce it in Terror Squad. Cuban Link has continued to aspire as an artist rapping in both spanish and english. He continues to help move along the latino movement into rap and living up Big Pun's legacy. He currently resides in the Bronx,NY.
Songs by Cuban Link
No te Culpare ft Tego Caledron
Hey Mama
Letter to Pun
Flowers For the Dead
Scandalous ft Don Omar
Dame un Beso
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Cuban Doll is a female gangsta rapper from Dallas, Texas or Oak Cliff. She is good friends with Molly Brazy from Detroit, Michigan -- who is also a female gangsta rapper. I wish I could meet them someday.
I had a crush on Cuban Doll.
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