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schols

the school that doesn't know whether its private or catholic but will definitely either only date fellow women or strictly newington boys. chicken burger prices so high most turn to practicing a vegan lifestyle. currently undertaking a building transformation and students wonder how toilets can remain blocked with their own shit for about a year but school has $$ to undertake a full beauty transformation.

"lets hit bway on glebe pt." wow... you must be a schols girl.

by anwino000 June 21, 2017

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schols

an all girls school full of beef-lovin (especially roasted) lil skanks. They seem nice, yes. Some can be. But most are probably the gronkiest people you have ever met in your entire life. You can never trust a schols girl because they usually go behind your back. Half of them are gay as they usually have sexual intercourse in Tony's garage. They'll go for any guy they see, even if it's a st pats mole. Much luv, fellow schols girl xoxoxo

Oh look it's a girl at tramsheds.
Must be a schols girl.

by scholsgirl September 11, 2017

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schols

gay.

Oh look they're from schols. They are gay.

by Subsequentlyaustic June 9, 2021

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Schols

Schols is quite possibly the closest thing on earth to the 7th layer of Hell, with all the sins covered. The reason nobody has ever stepped foot into the staff room is because there is an interdimensional portal that leads to the alternate schols universe where life is actually good. The canteen is overpriced because of like money laundering or something and the bathroom air is tainted by vape juice and the occasional school shitter (yes they have those). The students there are called Schols Moles, and rightfully so, as they have zero concept of the outside world and will fraternise exclusively with Newington. Stay clear, you will get eaten, as all Schols girls are cannibals. (as a result of the high prices at the canteen).

Schols Girl: "yo lets go vape in the bathroom"

"no dude we will get suspended"

"no we wont, shazza wont find us"

*Gets suspended*

by Bruhyourmum June 15, 2023


schols

teachers care about ur uniform rather about your wellbeing and everyone at the school are mean and grotty

everyone leave its a schols girl

by anonymousfr?? March 27, 2022