speicher curve

1.) A label given to female troops stationed at Camp Speicher Iraq. These girls, whom would be ugly as sin back in the states, are graded on a curve called the "Speicher Curve".
2.) Female soldiers located at Camp Speicher who are basically one plane ride away from being ugly again. (reffering to the redeployment plane ride back to the states)

"Hey SGT, why the hell did you fuck that ugly ass air force chick?"

"She was ugly SPC, but I graded her on the Speicher Curve simply because her tits were huge in her PT shirt"

"yeah, she did have some huge sweater cows"

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curve bitch

A friend, who you aren't in a relationship with, who you use to curve ugly and annoying females and/or males.

I didn't want any ugly girls flirting with me so Deshvin stood in as my curve bitch during the carnival.

Dilshan is a great curve bitch, yesterday annoying dudes were sliding into my dms and he told them all to fuck off.

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load curve

1. A chart showing the amount of electricity customers use over a period of time.

2. The measured arching distance a man's ejaculate travels upon orgasm.

The best way for a man to improve his load curve is to forgo masturbation for at least two to three days before ejaculation.

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curve-tight

A women that is curvacious, solid, tone and sexy athletic

Hey, did you see that women walking by she was curve-tight.

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Russian Curve

A medical condtition consisting of a fully erect penis having muscular or structural abnormalities resulting in a penis to curve to the left, right, or up.

Russian Curve or "peyronies disease," Angle of erect penile shaft varies from downwards to upright when man is standing or sitting

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Immaculate Curve

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

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Spanish Curve

When one or more pocket is lower than the rest of the table in pool or billiards.

The Spanish Curve on this table is really bad the balls always roll towards that pocket.

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