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Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 1, 2022


darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 2, 2016


darwin fucker

Crude term for atheists, or people who defend the theory of Evolution

Dis damn Darwin fucker wants us to stop believin' in creationism.

by thedudefromthetown July 23, 2015


Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.

Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.

by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017


A Darwin

One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.

A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"

by CaptainHookBonerMan September 2, 2010


Darwine

Everyone's daddy.

Female 1: who's that?
Female 2: oh him he's Darwine.
Female 1: I'm gonna suck his dick.

by Hot Boi Lee January 16, 2018


Darwin dingleberries

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole

Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside

by Grizzle Mac mommy’s September 26, 2023