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the hat hair or dent you get from hats
dude put on yo hat you got major cap-a-dent
When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.
Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head
Guilherme Dente is known for his giant penis and for fucking mirco’s mom.
He is such a great guy to be around.
420
Brooooo, I just caught Guilherme Dente fucking my mom.
Yo Guilherme Dente roll me a joint
On October 25th, we shall dent any hydroflask we see. By all means we will dent, smash anything. Through them down stairwells, out windows etc.
A fuck-up.
"I'm sorry...is was an ass-ki-dent. I fuck3d up again... (am kicking myself in the ass for it now).
one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???
three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!
person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:
person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.