Dented

When someone acts retarded or shows no sign of intelligence.

Ethan: "The hottest girl in our year said they might like me, but I told her to fuck herself."
Me: "Are you dented? She's 10/10

Rowen: *Kicks me in the balls*
Me: "YOU ARE A BIT DENTED, FUCK"

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Dented

Dented (adj.) - When a person is in love with another person, they are said to be 'dented' for life.

Example: DividDivine and InnovativeMind were recently married and are now dented

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Dented

The act of becoming so drunk that everything becomes one incomprehensible streak of madness where you are unaccountable for everything that you do.

Hey Paddy do you want to get completely dented this Friday?

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Dented

Getting really drunk.

A cool way of saying "Lets get really drunk tonight"

becomes;

"Lets get dented tonight"

Just like getting: hammered, smashed, dickered, loaded, wasted.

--Yo, wanna get dented tonight at the party James?

-Sure man, haven't gotten really dented in a while

--Alright, i'll see you there.

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Dented

Scuffed, of low quality, junk.

"This is the most dented matchmaking I've ever seen."

"Bro, my sleep schedule is dented af"

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Dented

Physically or mentally messed up in any way

Dude, you're so dented!

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dent

To sexually violate, specifically with one's penis.

I'm going to dent that bitch with my penis.

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