on the way to destruction

Where you will be when CATS sets up you the bomb and steals all your base. This is a situation that can be remedied by taking off every 'ZIG' for great justice.

How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.

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Weapons Of Ass Destruction

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.

"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."

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weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

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Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

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preservation through destruction

1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.

"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."

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Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

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self destruct button

The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.

Can you pop this self destruct button?