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The act of a dog burying his nose in a human crotch (especially a hot girl).
When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".
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Doggy Style
Noun: One of the more intimate sexual positions shared among the human species offering deep penetration, multiple entry points and good pelvic thrust cushioning. A versatile & lifestyle friendly position as it affords both participants the ability to continue watching their favorite TV show whilst offering the more dominant of the species a stable table to rest ones beer and/or ashtray upon. It is little wonder this position has soared to the top of the charts as one of the most preferred sexual positions among this species.
My girlfriend loves doggy style coz she never has to miss an episode of friends :D
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Type of sexual style that involves a man engaging in intercourse while on his knees behind a woman...or man if that's how you roll, who is on their hands and knees. This technique is also skillfully used when trying to ignore that you're having sex with an ogre and instead imagining her to just be a larger then average runway model.
Guy 1: Man you should have seen the chick I nailed doggie style last night, she was thick and had hair like Jessica Alba
Guy 2: There's no way...you've never fucked any good looking girls.
Guy 1: I didn't say she was good looking, she just had nice hair.
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put a woman in the full nelson position then begin humping her rapidly.
I got bitch slapped when i showed my girlfriend the doggy nelson
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A massively joyful event for a dog - usually involving leftovers being passed down, or finding tasty roadkill
This steak is five days old - time for doggie christmas!
So he found this totally flat squirrel, and before I could stop him, it was like doggie christmas
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A double bruise on your lower abdomen from having doggy style sex with someone who has a hard bony ass
That skinny white girl last night gave me a doggy bruise. That ass was so good but so bad at the same time.
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The act of getting naked on all fours with other people and crawling around and sniffing each others butts like dogs.
My closest friends and I like to play Naked Doggies when were shit faced and we want to get shit faced!
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