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The act of slapping somebody hard across the face with the bottom of a flat soled shoe, creating a satisfying noise as the shoe meets the skin
Ashley took off his right shoe and Dolphin Finned James across the face!
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one of the best x pills out there.
man i jus rolled 12 hours off that fire blue dolphin
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to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out
Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin
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Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
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When a man penetrates a woman from behind, surprising her so that she exclaims "eek! eek!" and claps her hands in a flipper-like motion.
When they visited the aquarium Jimmy gave his girlfriend an impromptu naughty dolphin.
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Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.
"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up
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Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.
I got a blind-dolphin last night from that blonde scrubber.
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