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eastern heights middle school in Elyria Ohio that was and still is ghetto. so much drama is in that ghetto ass school I can’t name everything lmao. that school is full of pick mes, nicotine fiends, furries, white people who wanna be black, and kids who got herpes. anyways, the kids that got herpes only got it because they like hitting peoples vapes (that’s how it spread), 40% of the 8th graders got it😭😭
I’m praying for the Elyria Highschool rn because they gonna be freshman next year💀 goodluck and moral of the story is- don’t have sex at a young age yall😂
eastern heights middle school is a herpes infested middle school in Elyria Ohio.
A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.
Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.
When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!
A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!
120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.
Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment
Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble
(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)
girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face