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elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 19, 2020


Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.

OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !

This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!

No way! I got Eloned again !

by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021


Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market

OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!

by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021


Elon

The nicest Taurus you’ll ever meet. She’s very shy and quiet and hates bananas. And she’s a kpop Stan😏 And she also has a crush on Parker

Elon you are so nice

by April 19, 2021


elon

Some behaving like Elon Musk, derogatory term meaning making rash decisions, being vulgar to others, publicly showing horrible behaviour

what an elon

by Landsil March 7, 2023


Shut Up Elon

The daily prayer for young people who set their location as a gender.

Statement is made when something threatens their identity. Such as a wealthy person sharing memes, in their view wealthy people aren’t allowed because of their background.

Very often these Individuals haven’t learnt of their own history nor understand how economics works, thus the daily bark at the wealthy on a free app.

Elon shared a meme

A teen/young adult: Shut the fuck up Elon or Shut Up Elon

by kakapoopooaccount April 4, 2021


Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.

Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023