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pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013


pathetic excuse for a human being

"Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.

guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.

guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being

by one way road February 19, 2016

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excuse me what the fuck

when i read definitions on this site.

Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck

by kittenbunny65 February 24, 2021


an excuse to get out of work

death

death is just a an excuse to get out of work

by hgi;uEkcgรณrd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC May 3, 2023

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excuses for big nooses

the act of waiting for a minor character floor or slip-up to arise to justify being angery at an entity allowing you to publicly judge and socially 'hanging them' without social ramifications being passed on to the hanger.

This normally exhibits an exageration of the facts and feelings involved and an implimentation of the moral high ground so to be viewed as the 'bigger person' where as the real reason normally conists of the resonance with the angree's insicurites normally repressent by the stead fast alligning with the causes and the transference of responcibility to a higher power.

example of use:
1.judger: "look i can't just sit here while he treats every one like shit."
friend: "excuses for big nooses."
1.example of transference:
judger: "look it not up to me, what happens happens, the group will de side."

by taskmaster September 22, 2009

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Poor excuse for a human being

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

by faygogluttony February 8, 2016

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Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

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