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Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
Finch is a type of yellow bird but is also a persons name. Finch is a brave, strong person who can lack self confidence. They are a person you will want to keep around. They can be kind and imaginative. And a very good loyal friend. And a Finch cares about others feelings, normally close friends. If you find a Finch and are one of the lucky ones they choose to be friends with, keep them around. they have a good sense of humor, and a large friend group.
Finch is one of the best people I have ever met.
Remember Finch, there are people who care about you.
A Finch is similar to a Victoria.
Sometimes a finch can lack self confidence.
Man, I love finch. they are so funny. and they are NOT afraid to stand out.
Finch is an awesome person.
Finch Persons are awesome.
Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.
“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”
“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”
“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
It's Finch's spine, what did you expect?
Oh my god, it's finch's spine!
Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven
A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told