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The creator and the destroyer of worlds
FLEX TAPE REPAIRS BOATS DESTROYED BY THE MIGHTY PHIL SWIFT
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Ford Flex is The most ugly vehicle Ford has ever made. Inside and out, it has been named the biggest mistake made by Ford. It's sales have been much lower than predicted every year of production. Ford only makes it now to have a tax write off for losses.
It is mainly sold to the visually impaired who cannot tell how butt ugly this vehicle is.
Also bought by parents for their teenagers as a form of birth control because no one wants to be seen in one or could get in the mood inside one.
I thought that was the back of a donkey, but it was a ford flex
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powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.
first person: i think i'm gonna buy some flex tape
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean
second person: *jumps off bridge*
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A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.
To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.
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when you do not aim to flex, but you are too cool not to ; something cool guys in 80s used to do
Guy 1 looking at JayZ: He came and didn't talk about his wife, career, fame, and money. He didn't flex at all.
Guy 2: God damn! Look at him riding those shoes.
Guy 1: That wasn't flex, it was Ordinary Flex.
The behavior of deliberately showing yourself off about your personal belongings in the goal of giving yourself higher value in front of other people. (noun from the verb to flex)
• Very widespread in daily life’s social settings (workplace, school etc.) and especially through social media platforms. (Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Snapchat, YouTube etc.)
• Common topics bragged about are: Expensive stuff (electronic devices, money, clothing, beauty products etc.), physical appearance (body, face, curves, skin, hair, health, etc.) and personal success (academic performance, business, talent, lifestyle luxury etc.)
• The targeted audiences for this demeanor are classified into 4 categories: Friends, family members (siblings, cousins etc.), acquaintances and online strangers.
• Celebrities and influencers are definitely the best at seducing all their admirers, but even ordinary people like us have already bragged at least once in our life about something we had.
• The main reasons why people involve themselves into this type of activity is to obtain approval, attention and recognition from their peers, to try fulfilling an emotional emptiness inside of them, or to simply cure their boredom on the internet.
P-S. I actually made a whole essay out of this after working 2 hours straight of online research about this word. But anyways, I hope you all appreciate my work. Please credit me anywhere if you ever use my work. Peace. :-)
Kate: "Hey Rhett, do you have AirPods? I forgot them at home."
Rhett: "No, sorry, I don't have a pair."
Kate: "Just kidding, they’re right here. And I just bought them last week, isn't that cool?!"
Joe (Rhett's friend): "Let that girl be. She's into flex culture."
When a player uses his status to assert his dominance over a woman. For example, if a guy is a good looking player, and one of his women gets out line, he can flex on her and tell her to shut up; but he has to do it smooth and stern, not violent and aggressive.
Woman: Why the hell were you talking to that bitch at the bar?!?
Player: First off, don't raise your voice at me. Second, I'm going to talk to whoever I want, when ever I want. And third, you know you I care about you. That woman means nothing to me...
Woman: Okay... I love you baby. I'm sorry for raising my voice...
Observer at the bar: Damn that dude just showed the gigolo flex like a pro.
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