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freddy fazbear

a character thatll never be in smash

hey i want freddy fazbear in smash
get out

by foxy_from_discord November 6, 2020

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Freddy Mercury

The wrong way to spell Freddie Mercury, who was the greatest singer of all time. Unfortunately, he died of AIDS in 1991.

I hate it when idiots who claim to be Queen fans spell Freddie Mercury's name "Freddy Mercury".

by DeadPuppies December 28, 2010

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Freddy Krueger

Fred Charles Krueger: Bastard Child of 1,000 Maniacs

Born in a asylum after his mother was raped by itโ€™s inmates Freddy was quickly put up for adoption after birth. He slipped through countless foster homes, most of which abused him. As he grew up he stumbled onto the perverse joys of sadomasochism and began torturing animals as well as inflicting pain upon himself. As he grew older his blood lust grew more powerful. Because his innocence had been taken at such an early age, he developed a fierce hatred of innocence, along with humanity itself. Because the greatest pain of all is to lose a child, he began killing children. Itโ€™s unclear whether or not he molested the children, but thereโ€™s a good chance that he did, but not out of sexual feelings towards the children, but rather climax from the power he had over them. In the fear that he created came a sense of godliness.

He was eventually arrested, but got off on a technicality. The parents soon formed a lynch mob and torched his dwelling to the ground, burning him alive. Then the nightmare began. Years later the parentsโ€™ children began dreaming of a vengeful and scarred Freddy Krueger. In these dreams they were stalked by the bladed gloved maniac; if he caught them and killed them in the dream they would die in the real world also.

Freddy Krueger and A Nightmare on Elm Street was created by Wes Craven. It was followed by two great sequels (though many tend to shun the first sequel) and three horrid, watered down, lackluster sequels. Things looked bad for the character Freddy Krueger until Wes Cravenโ€™s New Nightmare, where Freddy was once again a maniac to be feared, not laughed at. Freddy Vs Jason followed later. In it Freddy was semi-scary and semi-funny. The effort of Ronny Yu was, for the most part, a success. Other sequels and crossovers are inevitable, but the first NOES movie will always be remembered as a horror movie milestone.

His name is Freddy Krueger...and he loves children.

by NSM_13 August 21, 2005

566๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freddie Mercury

The greatest musician/entertainer ever, who died because he was too good for this world.

Me: Isn't Freddie Mercury the shit?
John: No.
Me: Pfft. What do you know?

by Lizard_Queen June 12, 2007

356๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freddy Fazbore

The result of someone trying to spell Freddy Fazbear in a shitty two sentence horror story.

"It's only 5 nights, it shouldn't be that hard" I said to myself.
That's was when I realized Freddy Fazbore was in the room.

by Umbrella Guy May 7, 2022

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Freddie Mercury

Born Farookh Bulsara in Zanzibar on September 5th, 1946, Mercury was the lead singer of the legendary rock band Queen, said to be second in popularity and collectibility in the UK next to the Beatles. Known as the greatest frontman that ever lived, and a homosexual, he was among rock's first AIDS casualties. He died on November 24th, 1991, but is still remembered today by his serenading voice and powerful lyrics.

Freddie Mercury's rock opera, 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' is quite possibly the official headbanger's anthem.

by Jackie Deram May 23, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


folding freddy

During sex, you put your dick under her titties back and forth.

Man, John really gave Nicole a really nice folding freddy last night.

by Johnathan Reyes April 22, 2017