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When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo
John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo
A girl, who don't give a fuck.
-Don't spend your time with this frozen hole. There is no point.
Engaging in sexual activities which ultimately leads to an orgasm when watching the movie "Frozen"
Last night, Bob came over to watch "Frozen" and went down on me, so I had a frozen orgasm.
When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.
Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer
There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.
Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!
A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.
I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.
When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.