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Slang term for steroids. Commonly used when talking about steroids in a public place as a means of being discrete.
Lou--Dude, Rich used to be small but now he is jacked!
Lynde--He must be on the gas!
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Taking steriods to give you more motivation to work out.
Chad has some gas in the tank, I think he has been on roids.
This describes one who is Too Insanely Tired to Give A Shit, aka TIT GAS!
By the time the Recon Platoon made the choppers , they were totally TIT GAS!
An idiom used mainly by politicians (and all other forms of manipulators) to cover something up from the masses / sheeple so they dont panic and shit themselves, and the elected officials can continue to spin their manipulation via the main stream media.
The mass UFO sightings over Arizona were merely swamp gas, so the thousands of people who filmed, photographed and witnessed these events first hand have no idea what they were until we told them it was only swamp gas - much like the experimental covid toxic clotshots that everybody lined up and volunteered for at blind total risk for their health (and their children), but the swamp gas is that they are safe, effective and will stop you from dying. Swamp gas has been around as long as politicians have been around.
When a group of people are standing around, and someone farts, but the culprit is too ashamed to admit it, and nobody knows who commited such tomfoolery. Also, only the dead are above suspicion.
The Cast:
Stan
Dan
Anne
Susanne
Roxanne
Dianne
Dot
The scene takes place while 7 teens are in an elevator at the top floor of a 13 story hotel. None of them know each other, but they are linked by a horrific crime.
Dan: Hey, second floor please.
Susanne: Me too.
Suddenly, everyone is alerted by strange but natural occurance.
(fart)
Dianne- What in the hell was that?
Anne: Hello everyone, would you like to play a game?
Stan: Real funny you sick bitch!
Anne: I did not commit this treachery but I will find out who did. The elevator is sealed and we will only escape if we call the operator. I will not let anyone touch this phone unless the perpatrater is brought to justice. If we don't escape, the gas will eventually end us. We have three minutes.
Dot: (whimpering in fetal postion) I DON'T WANT TO DO IT MOMMY, I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Roxanne: This is blaspheme! And only for some Phamtom Gas?!
Susanne: Why so angry, you fat dame, GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE?
Roxanne: No it wasn't me you nincompoop.
Stan: Well you're both cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Dan: Oh no no, neither of them are cotton-headed ninny-muggins, guy. Is this what we've succumbed to?
Dianne: Well if the flux capacit...(gag)
Suddenly the seven young teens collapse and die. Anne, the suicidal debate team president, was the last to die. She passed away laughing, as it was her phantom gas all along.
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(N.) - The Atlanta autobahn. A place where wealthy Atlantans are able to open up their Porsches, Mercedes, and other whips. The minimum speed on GA 400 is 70 with the left lane averaging anywhere from 85-100. If you are a slow or shitty driver you fear this road. If you are a good driver or enjoy driving, 400 is the highlight of your day. If you are not from the Atlanta area and are driving on 400 you can be spotted from a mile away. You are usually driving an 03' Odyssey with a Yakima box on top and Wisconsin plates. You are also being frequently passed by other drivers while simultaneosly being given the finger. In your mind, you are in the right. In the minds of everyone else on 400, you are a fucking idiot who is clearly from out of state and does not understand the concept of driving.
Steve: Just picked up my new Gallardo from the dealership.
Kevin: Shit dude lets hit up GA 400 and see how fast that thing can go.