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The nicest Lamborghini ever. Kicks any Ferrari's ass.
Ferrari driver: Look, a Gallardo is coming this way. I'm scared. Let's get the hell out of here.
Gallardo driver: Yeah, you better run, you damn pussy.
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from the song: "Smack That"
"Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo?"
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1. A car owned by someone too rich to do cocaine.
2. A sign given by God that says,"Go donate some of that money to charity."
1. Bill Gates used to do cocaine, now he got promoted to Gallardo
2. Bill Gates gave $2,000,000,000,000,000,000 to Africa.
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A soccer team that will smack anyone else.
Other team player #1 : Omg were playing Gallardo today.
Other team player #2 : I forfeit.
Gallardo player # 1 : Fuckin Pussies.
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A sleeping disorder, very contagious if come in contact with it. Even when appearing awake someone is literally asleep, unnoticed by others. Can fall asleep anywhere anytime of day specially at work.
I feel like today is going to be a Gallardo day at work.
Dam I got the Gallardo at work zzzzzzzzz.
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When an individual purchase the lowest/cheapest version of a brands line to flex
*posts pic of Gucci carrier bag* But actually just bought socks = Gallardo effect
when you stick a toe in a girls ass then matt walsh them hard
i once dirty gallardoed 4 girls in one night... it was so hot
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