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verb- to follow a large group of people into a movie theater so that the usher thinks that you are with them and you get in free.
Not related to moviegating
Person one- Hey, did that guy pay to get in?
Person two- He must have been movie gating.
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June 29th , 2011 . This day is noted in the Panic! At the Disco fan base as the day all came together , over all differences , for one thing . Brendon Urie stripping down to his underwear .
A Brendon Urie Sex Riot broke out as young girls ovaries exploded .
Early accounts of boxer gate included Brendon Singing with his shirt half open , humping bassist Dallon Weekes , hugging no shirt clad guitarist Ian Crawford , telling the crowd he would pay someone 1,000 dollars to light there feet on fire and fuck his girlfriend .
Boxer Gate will live on forever
Panic! Fan :Brendon Stripped to his underwear on boxer gate . He should have stripped to his skinnies
Claim to fan : STOP BEING SO BUTTHURT , GET OVER IT
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No Limit Texas Hold 'em:
When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.
The Official Heaven's Gate Madness Chant:
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!
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The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.
After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.
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When you need to defecate so intensely that you can feel the feces welling up at your arsehole.
I spent 5 hours in traffic, there was chocolate at the gates when I reached a service station.
Excuse me, sir, the chocolate is at the gates.
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A public High school in Warwick, Rhode Island. Student population of about 1,200. It’s all the kids who went to Cedar Hill, Drumrock, Greenwood, Scott, Wickes, and Robertson combined. You go to middle school at Winman Junior High School if you live in the Toll Gate District. Most of the teachers here suck at their jobs, with the exception of a handful. Out of the three public schools in Warwick, Toll Gate probably has the nicest campus, which isn't saying much considering minimal renovations have been made since it opened in the early 70's. There is a separate hallway for every grade’s lockers, with seniors getting their own in a separate building from the other three classes. The sports at TG are usually decent, with one or two Division I teams. Best football team in the town besides Hendricken. A tradition for Toll Gate atheletes is painting the rock that is on the hill leading up to the school with their names, sport, sayings etc. During the school year, fights happen about once a week, usually between some freshman kids who think their badass over a girl or something else stupid. There is a cop specially assigned to this school because of it, as well as the constant smoking and drug use there. Some of the kids who go here say they hate it, but once you become a senior and realize you’ll have to leave most students start to like it. The kids at Toll Gate know how to party and get away with doing things against the (very few) rules there, so most of the time there is a way to have a good time.
Winman Kid #1: I can’t wait to get out of this shithole and get to Toll Gate High School next year
Winman Kid #2: Same here dude, I can’t wait to be a Titan.
Girl #1: Oh, sucks that you have to go to Toll Gate next year.
Girl #2: Yeah, but at least it’s not as bad as Vets or Pilgrim.
Pizza Guy #1: Hey, It’s another kid from Toll Gate ordering pizza from class
Pizza Guy #2: Yeah, make sure you deliver it to the back parking lot door.
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Any person attempting to pass through TSA run security measures at any American airport that matches one or more of the following criteria:
- Person is non-white.
- person is wearing ethnic or cultural clothing viewed as atypical by TSA employees.
- Person is wearing anti-establishment clothing. (aka Fuck the TSA *which if not a t-shirt should be)
Whoa! Check out that Sikh trying to get through security. No way that gate bait isn't getting gate raped.
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