prioritization

The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.

We priortized the project in the 34th different way since we identified them last spring.

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ambush

To call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.

Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.

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smart

Code for big boobs

Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.

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product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

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Exec Haircut

The big poofy hair that asshole executive have. Looks like a wig.

Jimmy Johnson looks great in his executive haircut.

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Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

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winnick

Shit

I just took a big Winnick

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