Rural Dictionary

gene-ous

Any Yankee smart enough to move to Texas.

He must be a gene-ous-he moved here from the north.

by Rebecca Meloni August 16, 2007

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A genetic disorder in which a male's penis is exactly one half (1/2) the size of his index finger. Effects nearly 20 % of the American populous. Symptoms of the Dean Gene include but are not limited to:

1. And unusually tiny penis (giving the appearance that one's testicles are enormous in comparison)

2. The appearance or behavior of small woodland creatures, primarily squirrels.

3. False or exaggerated claims of how hard you banged your fat ugly girl friend the previous night

Example 1:

Jim: Hey, i think that kid over there climbing that tree might have the Dean Gene

Bob: dude...thats a squirrel.

Example 2:

Trevor: I had sex with some chick who weighs more than me last night!

Alex: Dude, i think you have the Dean Gene

by chevydbag July 27, 2009

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GROUPIE GENE

The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.

WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"

HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"

WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."

HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"

WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."

by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005

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tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

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