German food

Ugandan food made from German tourists

Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.

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german shedder

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.

"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."

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german velcro

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.

J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"

german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

German Taco

After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.

Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)

Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)

I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.

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German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing

Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

“Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater