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Penis depository
My girlfriend is the best penis depository
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The act of becoming someone's girlfriend.
John asked me out and I said 'Yes!' I have been girlfriended.
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something you and i will never have because we are lonely
tyler: hey bro i just got this hot ass chick to fuck me
alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(
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Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.
1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!!
2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.
3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."
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A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family.
Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.
"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."
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A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.
WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.
NOT.
Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.
Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.
Dude: Okay.
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A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)
"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"
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