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The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.
Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.
Me, on the above: Fuck the government.
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1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.
2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.
“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson
“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin
“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln
I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means
Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?
Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.
Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?
Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"
Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.
Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.
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Takes money from you.
*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff
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A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.
You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.
When a government in a smaller less powerful country (usually a dictatorship)gets installed by a bigger, more powerful country (usually USA) in replacement of the government the smaller country had previously (usually a democratically elected leader who is assassinated)
There are many puppet governments in the world run by an evil, vicious dictator who was installed by groups such as the CIA because of his support for US interest. A puppet government has been installed in many countries by the CIA
here is a small list which includes but not limits to:
Iran 1953 (democratically elected Mossadeq overthrown and replaced with the Shah)
Chile 1973 ('' '' Salvador Allende overthrown and replaced by vicious Augusto Pinochet)
Cuba (Castro overthrew pro US Batista who was a dictator)
Guatemala 1954
Turkey 1960 and 1980
Nicaragua 1980 - 1989
and it goes on...this is not a conspiracy theory, it is the truth and in the public domain
An oxymoron.
Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"
Man 2: "She must be a government worker."
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The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"
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