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Hamilton, Ontario

A large city (actually an amalgamation of 6-9 villages/towns/cities) in southern Ontario, Canada, pop. 400,000+. The city would be wondrously beautiful with its comely skyline, fetching mountain, and broad sweeps of water... except for the giant brown steel district which the city planners rather witlessly ran a "scenic" expressway in front of, so that every passerby sees it. Idiots.

The speaker recognizes the member for Hamilton... and the smog.

by Sheila Kopps, do ya hear me? August 23, 2004

158๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


mrs hamilton

the sluttiest teacher to ever exist. she flirts with all the male students and probably wants to have sex with all of them. she wears very scandalous clothes.

Mrs. Hamilton: "it's your education starring you."

Student: "fuck you Mrs Hamilton."

by newts April 10, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hamilton Heights

The western section of Harlem, runs west of St. Nicholas ave to the hudson river. A predominantly Dominican neighborhood thanks to Washington Heights being right above it, this area is home to famous landmarks such as Sugar Hill and the Hamilton Grange National Memorial.

Hamilton Heights is in Harlem, West Harlem to be exact.

by neineinein329 August 1, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hamilton Handshake

Breaking a bottle (usually in a bar fight) and stabbing somebody with the jagged ends.

Named after the crappy, industrial city in Ontario.

I went to the bar for a beer but instead, I ended up getting a Hamilton Handshake.

by zippypete April 21, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hamilton Luck

When someone is so lucky they can be compared to Lewis Hamilton in F1 when all his rivals get crashed out of the race or have a car failure, or when he crashes but fixes his car under red flag conditions.

Person 1: No way did you did you just win the lottery
Person 2: Yeah bro, I got Hamilton Luck

by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL August 17, 2021


Ryley Hamilton

Ryley is the biggest G, and a really good mate. I would really recommend being friends with anyone called ryley hamilton. The only bad thing is that he sometimes lies. He should also date anyone called Frankie Lawson.

I wish my friends could be more like Ryley Hamilton

by Ben_D0ver June 4, 2020


Alexander Hamilton

A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife

Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair

by Washingdad May 26, 2020