hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Hiking Basilisk

The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.

Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook

Kyle: wow what a jerk.

hike rape

When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.

Example/context of Hike Rape

Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”

Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )

Avid Hiking

When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.

Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.

Avid hiking (sung)

What do you wanna do?

Me: Avid Hiking

hiked up

Doggie style

B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.

K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!

Hikes

A reaction to everything bad.

“Dude I lost my socks”

hikes man

“Why haven’t you replied to me”

Hikes, I forgot

“My cat ran away”

Hiiiikkeeessss

Hike

To go out on a good long journey mostly to rejuvenate oneself.. i went to kananaskis last year where were you? A journey close to home but yet far away..

I went on a hike in kananaskis last year..