booze hound

One who puts the consumption of alcohol above all responsibility, family, and friends. Possesses a strong love only for alcohol and alcohol-centric situations. Consumes alcohol every free chance they get. This person usually says things like "i need a beer" or "jeez i could really use a drink or 30". This person's automobile can be commonly and frequently seen parked outside of local pubs and bars. Refuses rides even when obliterated. Very angry and edgy. Smiles only when intoxicated. Always complaining that they are at work/school and not at a bar. Always at a bar when they are not at work/school.

"Wow, Kristen's car is out in front of the Adam's Bar again? Damn, is she a booze hound!"

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fuckleberry hound

A dog used for sexual purposes by its owner.

"I think it was a mistake to get a pit bull terrier as a fuckleberry hound" said Dave, holding the bloody stump on his groin.

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Tripe Hound

An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.

A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.

"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"

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poon hound

See twat hound. A playboy.

That ol poon hound can't keep himself out of the ol stinkbox.

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hound-slap

The act of hitting a person in the following manner:

Start with a backhand, but after the hit, the hand stays pressed against the face. The other hand (of the person doing the slapping) then forms a fist and punches the open palm of their first hand (which is still on the face of the person being slapped); thus giving transference of the second hit through the first hand and into the head of the slapee.

For when a bitchslap just wont do.

"After pulling the kind of crap Travis just did, he deserved so much more than a standard bitchslap - indeed, he needed to be hound-slapped."

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arse hound

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

That lad is a complete arse hound.

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Evidence Hound

In forensics, it a person that can prove any claim with some obscure piece of evidence. Evidence hounds are characterized by spending countless hours on the internet amassing information and evidence on debate resolutions. Evidence hounds are especially found within the realm of Policy Debate.

Girl 1: "Wow, Rab just proved that Jesus was black. He must be an evidence hound."
Girl 2: "Yeah...I just creamed myself while listening to him spew out all that evidence."

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