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What would you tell him if you had only hours left?
Us was always magical to me.
Damn you used to be such a horny brainless jock!
You broke my heart. Thats why i desperately wanted to break yours. Which of course went wrong and all i did was hurt myself.
I see and know that you are loyal. And caring. And sometimes annoying. Like asking for a headbutt annoying. But i was happy with you.
This may sound weird but humans are hard to find. And to me you were my human. With a brain in his heart and a heart in his brain.
And no brain in his jeans!
I love you.
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A diesease to this earth a germ a pesticide a deadly virus!!!! they suck animals are WAY BETTER !!!i wish i was a animal but not a farm animal cause then Humans would take away everything that is natural to me spend most of the grains and plants of the earth to feed me just to kill me and take me into their digestive sytem which may i add cant take meat naturaly thats why many of them die from high cholestorl,clogged artaries which natural carnivores (i.e lions tigers any thing with razor sharp teeth not MOLARS!!!!) DONT ever get affected by..you people discust me i hope you die a death more grusome then the dinosaurs themselves and vanish from this earth COMPLETELY!!
If anyone is better than another creature its animals ,unconsitonal love and more unconditional love
go vegan!
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Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
You poor, stupid fool!
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The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.
We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.
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The worst fucking subject after maths.
If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.
'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'
humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.
3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god
Annoying things that live on planet earth
Human make stupid jokes and annoy the shit out of me