I am unable

Synonym of I can’t even, when’s something is really funny and you can’t deal with it.

“This is my first time seeing this meme and I am unable lmfao”

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I Am the Law

The catchphrase of the comic book character Judge Dredd. Also a kickass song by the band Anthrax.

Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!
You won't fuck around no more!
I AM THE LAW!!!

I judge the rich, I judge the poor
I AM THE LAW!!!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door
I AM THE LAW!!!
Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!

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I am groot

I am groot I am groot I am groot i am groot I am groot I am groot

I am groot

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I am [Elvis]

(Eye Em Ell-Visss) Phrase. (1) The act of feeling sick while on the toilet and both deficating and vomiting at the same time. (2) A person who is so fat that they sweat at all times for no reason. (3) You when you become a Washed up lounge singer who just died on the shitter.

1) Dude, I am Elvis, I shouldn't have eatin' 13 tacos and drank a case of Schlitz.
2) I am Elvis, I'm soaked and I'll I did was watch Dr. Phil for an hour.
3) I am Elvis! (As my soul hovers over my lifeless body crumpled up on the toilet with a Maxim in one hand and a cheesburger in the other).

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i am unwell

something that weirds you the fuck out and you just don’t know how to process it

i am unwell after the first date

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I AM HERE

The line All Might from the anime My Hero Academia says when he is here to save the people from villains

All might- EVERYTHING IS OK, WHY? BECAUSE I AM HERE
Everyone- Yay!! We are saved!!!
All might- *beats up villains*

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i am sam

1) a film by Jessie Nelson about Sam Dawson (Sean Penn), a man with a development disability, who raises his 7y.o. daughter, Lucy (Dakota Fanning)
2) a quote from sam-i-am, a character from Dr Seuss's book, Green Eggs and Ham

1) that movie with sean penn in it, i am sam, is so sad =(
2)I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

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