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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020


Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by February 4, 2022


i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast

by Purslaypussy November 20, 2022


I Need A Lover

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of, ah-

Hey hit the highway!

Well I've been walking the streets in the evenin'
Racin' through the human jungle at night
I'm so confused, my mind is indifferent
Hey - I'm so weak, won't somebody shut off that light?

Electricity runs through the video
And I watch it from this hole I call home
And all them stonies are dancin' to the radio
And I got the world callin' me up free tonight on the phone

(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl who'll thrill me and then go away
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl that knows the meaning of ah-

Hey hit the highway!

Well I'm not wiped out by this poolroom life I'm livin'
I'm gonna quit this job, and go to school, and head back home
(head back home)
Now I'm not asking to be loved or be forgiven
Hey - I just can't face shakin' in this bedroom
One more night alone

(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl that knows the meaning of ah-

Hey hit the highway!

(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl to thrill me and then go away
(I need a lover that won't drive me crazy)
Some girl that knows the meaning of ah-

Hey hit the highway!

You betcha'

by Death Menace May 25, 2023


i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 8, 2023


I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!

by MSCPT March 28, 2023


I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021