I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

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I did nazi see nothing

A racist retort given when a blatant racist act is brought to someone's attention. Usually that person is white, but thinks instinctively that admitting the racist act and therefore racism exists, would somehow undermine white supremacy’s grip on the world, which would hurt white interest, negatively impact their white privilege and thus damage or degrade their living standards - of course, what would actually happen is the opposite, White people’s living standards would actually improve as a rising tide lifts all ships, but shhh don’t tell the white man that.

Man: Oh my god that cop just choked that black man to death on camera
White man: I did nazi see nothing
Also white man: HUMAN RIGHTS and FREEDOM!!!!
World:…..

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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

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I have to see my sister in Freo

Commonly used as an excuse to get out of something you can't do and or when you previously had accepted a invitation to something but need to get out of it. Having a sister may or may not be true and she may or may not live in Freo. This is irrelevant as the emphasis is having a plausible excuse, not on actual fact.

Can be embellished with descriptive addiction as such as ...for a family do or to go watch a football match.

Feminine form of i need to take my little brother to baseball practice

"Damn, sorry to do this, but it can't make it this afternoon, I have to see my sister in Freo"

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