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Dork Knot

The Dork Knot was the ponytail that fastened the short-cropped plume of hair on the quasi-mullet hairstyle that was popular with artsy graphic designers back in the late 1980's. Using a ponytail to fasten back about 30 strands of short-cropped hair seemed utterly useless, and looked stupid. The trend was popular for about 10 minutes. The men who wore dork knots were usually arrogant dork types.

Ringo Starr really looked good wearing that dork knot.

by Thomas Dahlstrom December 22, 2005

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Knot Friends

When two friends cross arms at the elbows and exclaim to all surrounding, "Knot Friends!". Usually resulting in an awkward social confrontation.

Senya and Hoag are Knot Friends! We should probably not associate ourselves with them anymore.

by Hoagous September 9, 2007

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ipod knot

A knot that forms by itself in your ipod earphones when you leave your ipod in your pocket. It doesn't occur often that an ipod comes out of a pocket without a knot. Can result in discovery of new knots.

"Aah! Why am i always getting these ipod knots in my earphones?"
"I know dude i hate those!"
"Well they're not all bad, think of all the new knots we've discovered because of them."

by charliieee August 25, 2008

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dog knot

TO be tied to a woman like to dogs humping.

I was hammering her in the back set and the cops pulled up and we were in a dog knot trying to get off each other

by elunchmeat September 3, 2006

140πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


nigger knot

An otherwise unnamed knot that is virtually impossible to un tie.

Hey Frank, hand me your knife; this f-----g nigger knot is so tight I'll have to cut the line.

by Swamp Fox October 3, 2007

43πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Nigger knots

A racial slur that is used when an african-american has cornrows. Originated in the south.

Clem: That negro got dem nigger knots.

Billy: He shur duz!

by Bertish June 21, 2005

76πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


virgin knot

A prudes chastity belt.

Both Caliban and Ferdinand profess an interest in untying Miranda’s β€œvirgin knot.” Ferdinand plans to marry her, while Caliban has attempted to rape her. (From the play The Tempest by William Shakespeare.)

by Wanda Nhailer May 24, 2011

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž