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Christmas:
Let me 'splain: Christmas like autobus. Autobus go forward, Christmas stop. Christmas go forward, autobus stop. Is simple no?
Let me 'splain again: Christmas like autobus. Christmas stop, autobus go forward. Autobus go forward Christmas go backward. Is simple no?
You still don't get it? Let me 'esplain, is simple. Autobus go backward Christmas stop. Christmas go forward autobus go backward. Is simple no?
Still having touble my friend? Is simple. Like I already 'splain. Christmas like autobus. Autobus stop, Christmas stop. Autobus go forward, Christmas go backward.
You still no get? You sure you not just having the joke with me? It's so simple. Even a child get it. Christmas like autobus that go forward and backward, then Autobus stop. Simple no?
No Kwanza, autobus. Stop going forward. Go back now. Is simple. Even child get it if you stoping having joke with me.
Yule, Yuletide, Winterfest, Comercial Season that steals your very soul. Pigtime.
a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.
Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc
I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.
Includes many traditions such as consuming sloppy seconds, opening gifts two at a time, having two trees and cooking twice as much food.
Made to prove that anything can get a sequel.
Date: Debatable, but thought to be some random weekday in mid-April.
Person 1: What'ya doing?
Person 2: Just preparing for Christmas II! The celebrations are gonna be amazing!
When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.
Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
This is the way cats give Christmas greetings.
Buffy came to the tree and wished her family "meowey Christmas!"
1. A memetic media virus propogated by FAUX News, the 24 hour infotainment network A completely ridiculous red herring spawned in the winter of 2005, the War on Christmas refers to the alleged schemings of liberal secularist grinches to threaten the religious freedoms of Christians, that horribly opressed minority (all 80% of them).
Cited examples of this so-called opression include opposition to displays of a distinctly religious nature erected on taxpayer-funded public spaces, and the policies of many businesses to wish their patrons 'Happy Holidays'. This was somehow construed by some disgruntled conservatives as an all-out declaration of war on Christmas.
2. The War on Christmas also alludes to the title of an entire book written by FOX anchorman John Gibson, an obvious marketing tie-in to the product they are constantly selling: divisive hype.
3. The ongoing struggle against insurgent elves. Even though Old Saint Nick allowed UN inspectors to visit his compound in the North Pole where no WMD were found, the Bush administration insisted on a preemptive-strike on Santa's Workshop.
Target Employee: Happy Holidays!
Disgruntled Conservative: What did you say?!? Do I look like some kind of jew? This is just another sick example of the tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, CNN-watching, Clinton-blowing secular humanist War on Christmas!!