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It is a holiday in relatence to the birth of Jesus. It is celebrated by Christians and many non Christians as well. It is often celebrated with gift giving, church services, and family gatherings in some cases. Christmas trees are often put up in homes and decorated with ornaments and other decorations such as candy canes. Santa also visits children on Christmas Eve night leaving gifts for them. houses are also decorated, often very extravagantly with lights, stand ups, and more. Christmas is often celebrated on December 25th, but different religions celebrate it at different times.
Christmas is that one time of year that everyone seems more vibrant and generous. I wish everyday was Christmas!
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Christmas:
Let me 'splain: Christmas like autobus. Autobus go forward, Christmas stop. Christmas go forward, autobus stop. Is simple no?
Let me 'splain again: Christmas like autobus. Christmas stop, autobus go forward. Autobus go forward Christmas go backward. Is simple no?
You still don't get it? Let me 'esplain, is simple. Autobus go backward Christmas stop. Christmas go forward autobus go backward. Is simple no?
Still having touble my friend? Is simple. Like I already 'splain. Christmas like autobus. Autobus stop, Christmas stop. Autobus go forward, Christmas go backward.
You still no get? You sure you not just having the joke with me? It's so simple. Even a child get it. Christmas like autobus that go forward and backward, then Autobus stop. Simple no?
No Kwanza, autobus. Stop going forward. Go back now. Is simple. Even child get it if you stoping having joke with me.
Yule, Yuletide, Winterfest, Comercial Season that steals your very soul. Pigtime.
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a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.
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Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc
I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.
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Includes many traditions such as consuming sloppy seconds, opening gifts two at a time, having two trees and cooking twice as much food.
Made to prove that anything can get a sequel.
Date: Debatable, but thought to be some random weekday in mid-April.
Person 1: What'ya doing?
Person 2: Just preparing for Christmas II! The celebrations are gonna be amazing!
When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.
Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
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This is the way cats give Christmas greetings.
Buffy came to the tree and wished her family "meowey Christmas!"