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Lie: israel (n.) negative context.
@Thatlawyermom said: if you repeat lie enough times, it becomes israel.
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Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.
Also a very beautiful country.
Israel is true home of Jewish people.
Every Jew is connected to Israel through his or her ancestry.
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When someone is very generous toward you. Send their best people to help you when your country goes through natural disasters. Open their hospitals to you when you are sick, even if you are their enemy. Operate your brain tummor and cure you even though you are a terrorist .
He helped you find the way even though you beat him? You've been Israelized.
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Complete degeneration of humanity, as murdering newborn and immature babies is fun to a group of people.
The American army is believed to have exerted Israelism (Zionism) on the Vietnamese.
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People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.
Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media
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An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
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2 Countries that have been going to war Since 1948
When will Palestine & Israel stop
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