A ritual in which four people must stand in a circle and shoot and then they all receive the best salmon from the nearest freshwater lake.
The four teenagers were hungry so they performed blessing shoot and received the highest quality salmon
Having a large penis.
Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"
Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)
God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.
Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.
1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here
2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!
A homie that has been blessed by the power of other homies soon to bless another with this blessing of become a Blessed Homie. There can only be one true homie that blesses this person but, if a Blessed Homie loses his one and only true homie they are no longer blessed until they find another true homie but it just wont feel the same as the last one a true homie always stays in the heart and memories of the Blessed Homie. If not then they were no true homie.
Blessed Homie is a cool dude.
Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.
Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.