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A nickname for Jon
A loyal friend
Loves his friends but won’t tell you
Kind but will pretend not to show it
Good advice giver
The friend that you can always talk to
Will never share your secrets
Likes to speak in 3 person
Likes to speak in Shakespearean language
Sends you a ton of things on Instagram
Strawberry blonde hair
Funny
Kinda awkward
Has a weird haircut
Person tells Jack a secret and the secret dies when Jack and person dies
jack is a man whos dad left and he lives with his silly bitch of a mother
jack "wheres daddy"
silly bitch "he left your sorry ass"
A prefix denoting less than total commitment to one's ideology or belief system. It could be one believes in it but does not act on it, or does the bare minimum, or less, necessary to be able to claim that ideology, or merely sympathizes with an ideology and associates with its adherents. Originally used by Mormons to refer to vacillating or insincere members, and non-Mormon allies of the Church.
She says she's a Christian and believes in Jesus but she only goes to church on Easter and she hasn't actually read the Bible. I guess she's a Jack Christian.
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Jacks are type of guy to watch food videos in his spare time. Jacks often love their 'Mushroom Ragù's' and 'Smash burgers'
Jacks will often walk up to you and request cash, when they are denied, they tend to lash out with great violence, excreting pheromones from their scent glands in an attempt to disorient their victims.
Jack: "I think the key to good pasta is watermelon"
Otis: "Shut the fuck up"
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A name describing an indescribably sexy man. A guy who, unconsciously, can easily get every female in the room aroused with just a casual glance in their general direction.
Men with this name are usually vertically elongated and proportioned in all the right places.
'Jacks' are always destined for greatness. They can pwn anyone at any game when they set their minds to it, and when it comes to performance in the bedroom, they are rarely classified less than exceptional.
Boys like these are hard to find. And when found, and tamed, turn into sex crazed beasts, bent on completely and totally pleasing their finder to the point of no return. Jack's are loyal creatures, and their finders tend to want to hold on to them, as the pleasure they give is very scarce.
Did you see that sexbean over there? What a Jack!
Girl 1: Ohmygoooooodness. Did you see that guy over there? He looked at me! EEE!
Girl 2: I know! I'm hot and bothered in all the wrong places!
Girl 1: What about your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Who cares! LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MEAT!
Girl 1: Must be a Jack.
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to masturbate to the extreme or with extreme force after you have been said 'no' to
Man I really needed to JACK IT when my bitch didnt gimme no head. Damn cunt.
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